Worst Episode Ever #143: Mr. Frink and Mr. Goodbar Walk Into a Sack (S16E15 - Future-Drama)

This week Dan and Jack watch Season 16’s Future-Drama, a Poehler-izing flash-forward episode about teenage Bart and Lisa’s prom and Homer and Marge’s umpteenth separation. Is Aquaticmann pro-union? What is the WEE Ultimate Fan Sweepstakes Contest? Where is Freet moving to? All that plus a hidden a-Jenda, Kermit D. Alf, Ted Bunda, and The Waldoman.

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Worst Episode Ever #142: Mission: ImHarryPodderible (S32E12 - Diary Queen)

This week two bad podcast hosts Dan & Jack watch “Diary Queen,” an episode from the Season 32 that uses a weak Bart & Lisa story as a long-delayed goodbye to Edna Krabappel and the late Marcia Wallace. Should The Simpsons do a time jump? What will Jack’s tombstone read? What is the proper way to listen to this podcast? All that plus your Chicago jokes, Lucy Louless, WEE Studio+, Freet-119, and “Fuck It” with Dan and Jack.

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Worst Episode Ever #141: The Koontz Loons (S25E01 - Homerland)

This week, Dan and Jack watch the Season 25 premiere “Homerland,” a parody of Homeland and NOT a parody of the South Park episode “Cartmanland.” What is the famous theme song to “Homeland”? Are there enough cereal-based IRA jokes? Who is our go-to Matheson? Are we the worst podcast on the internet? All that plus Sal Bean, sad shriners, sad strippers, Wizard of Oz beats, and the Floating City Book.

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Worst Episode Ever #140: Meh Oui (S18E11 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times)"

Worst Episode Ever #140: Meh Oui (S18E11 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times)"

This week Jack & Dan watch season 18's "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times," a vignette episode that parodies Batman and The Count of Monte Cristo. How will Jack die? How should Dan Castellaneta have fun in the booth? What should the good extra beat alarm be? What will draw in the lookie-loos? All that plus shades of jerkass, Marge-a Wayne, Fritz Goldberg, and It's Back: A We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story Bit.

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Worst Episode Ever #139: Ruffio I: We've All Been Crucified, Get Over Yourself (S31E09 - Todd, Todd Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?)

Worst Episode Ever #139: Ruffio I: We've All Been Crucified, Get Over Yourself (S31E09 - Todd, Todd Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?)

It's creepy time! Jack and Dan kick off the Spring 2021 return of Worst Episode Ever by watching Season 31's Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?, an episode where a vulnerable little boy loses his faith in God after his two mothers die and no one tries to help him. How old are Rod and Todd? Who was the first Pope? Does anyone actually pause the episode at the break? What's Christina Ricci's favorite dog? All that plus doxxing the dox, Buddhinskis, all-white Lincoln, and the Cat and the Shadow.

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Sync Points #10 - We're Back! (A Dinosaur's Story)

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April Fools! No new WEE episode today, but Dan & Jack do have a brand new Sync Points commentary track for the real life movie and hammered-into-the-ground-running-joke, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Did Sam Raimi rip off this film? What's our plans for April 1, 2023? Do dinosaurs have penises? All that plus Go Back! A Dinosaur's Sequel, We're Still Here! A Right Now Story, and We're Mank! A Screenwriter's Story.

Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 2 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 2 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins will continue... right now. In Part 2 of our epic 138th Episode Spectacular, recorded live on YouTube, Dan & Jack play the Untitled Fake Titles game with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein, as well as take questions and bus stop requests from live viewers--straight from the WEE Mass Grave. What are our pop culture blind spots? What's the Jake and the Fatman theme song? What did ol' Garfield tweet? Is Hemus Jewish? All that plus more season one Simpsons talk, Hob & Nob & Shaw, the regular schmuck bin, Matt Northface, and an epic climax of cajun bumpkin voices.

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Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 1 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 1 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

Tis the holiday season AND our 138th Episode Spectacular, so Jack & Dan are live on YouTube getting drunk with their listeners and with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein to discuss the season 1 episode that started it all, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (aka The Simpsons Christmas Special.) Our epic broadcast was five hours long, so here in Part 1 we discuss the episode while dealing with our patented show-breaking technical difficulties. What is the story behind the WEE theme music? Do WEE prefer Patti or Selma? Did a little of Dan's law-law rub off on Jack? What are things that are tattooed on people? Is Matt going to get paid? All that plus the WEE Merch Store, bi-statals, trinterventions, and the return of our Vantage Point podcast.

Stay tuned next week for Part 2, where we get even drunker, play the Untitled Fake Titles Game, and take questions live from the YouTube audience. Happy Holidays!

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Worst Episode Ever #137: Novemberween I: I'm Two Holidays!!! (S31E08 - Thanksgiving of Horror)

Worst Episode Ever #137: Novemberween I: I'm Two Holidays!!! (S31E08 - Thanksgiving of Horror)

In this WEE 2020 season finale, Dan and Jack celebrate Thanksgiving AND Halloween with Season 31's Thanksgiving of Horror, a Treehouse of Horror-inspired series of Thanksgiving vignettes... and possible contender for Least Worst Episode Ever? Where do the Simpsons keep their WiFi router? What was the plot of The Prestige? Is Old Turkey Fingers better than Sploof? All that plus garlic-based webcams, Vlad Stretch, Flandersnatch, digi-nips, and PornGob.

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Worst Episode Ever #136: Warehouse of Lost Arcs (S09E05 - The Cartridge Family)

Worst Episode Ever #136: Warehouse of Lost Arcs (S09E05 - The Cartridge Family)

This week, Jack, Dan, and returning guest Nick Noga dissect Season 9's gun control episode, The Cartridge Family, where Marge and Homer fight over having a gun in the home. Is The Simpsons too dark for Disney Plus? What are other episodes Homer's had a gun? Will Dan bite the apple? All that plus Heath Ledger's splash, Freet leavings, Gunblor, pod stage left, and a warehouse full of lost arcs.

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