Worst Episode Ever #135: Aquaticmann, as in Thomas Mann (S18E13 - Springfield Up)

Worst Episode Ever #135: Aquaticmann, as in Thomas Mann (S18E13 - Springfield Up)

This week, Dan and Jack watch season 18's "Springfield Up," a mockumentary episode that has Eric Idle checking in on Simpsons characters every eight years. What happens when you die and come back? Is no one stickier than Sticky Crumbs? Will Jack & Dan get doxxed by docks workers? All that plus the platonic ideal of a Wiggum-Lou corner, jokey-jokey gags, the Bourbon Please bourbon police, and the iPhone-Dog Toilet Wars.

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Worst Episode Ever #134: A Tesseract of a Canon (S13E19 - The Sweetest Apu)

Worst Episode Ever #134: A Tesseract of a Canon (S13E19 - The Sweetest Apu)

This week, Jack & Dan remove the fourth wall and watch Season 13's "The Sweetest Apu," an episode where Apu cheats on his wife, Manjula. Could there have been more Squishee-based humor? What is Apu's orgy nickname? Which Simpsons character did Jack grow up to be? All that plus woken records, Hose McGose, and great white pubes.

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Worst Episode Ever #133: The Da Vinci Notes (S25E13 - Diggs)

Worst Episode Ever #133: The Da Vinci Notes (S25E13 - Diggs)

This week, Dan and Jack cover Season 25's oddly-named "Diggs," an episode featuring Daniel Radcliffe as a mentally ill falconer and unwanted, shoved-in Homer jokes. Who is the original nerd? Did WEE get all the things? What happens when the bus finally arrives? All that plus some kind of bracket, Durtaugh, quaranbeans, and 2022 Best Picture winner "Green Thing."

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Worst Episode Ever #132: Creepy Old Sex Club of Time Travel (S10E03 - Bart the Mother)

Worst Episode Ever #132: Creepy Old Sex Club of Time Travel (S10E03 - Bart the Mother)

This week Jack and Dan finally release an episode they recorded nearly a year ago, covering season 10's "Bart the Mother," when Bart befriends Nelson, kills a bird, and raises two lizards. What is the Art of the Clip? What was Old Man Jack's O. Henry story? What's the first rule of Sex Club of Time Travel? All that plus the regular schmuck tier, romantic quatrains, and the Great Frog Theory.

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WEE Studios COVID-19 Catch-Up Episode

Has Hell frozen over? Has 2020 gotten better? (Or much worse?) Jack and Dan are back from much earlier in quarantine to fill you in about their lives and talk about nonsense. NOTE: We don't talk about The Simpsons in this one, technically this is a 90s Percentile episode that we're releasing on this feed to explain "Where the hell have you guys been?"

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Worst Episode Ever #131: Bourbon, Please V: Mayoween V: Another Another Cthulhu

S30E04 - Treehouse of Horror XXIX

Live on Periscope, it's our season finale! Jack & Dan carry the V with special guest Geoff Wolyniec and get drunk and more to cover Season 30's Treehouse of Horror XXIX, an episode that shows us the wrong things. Where are the Black Mirror parodies? How do you do a gravestone joke? Why isn't "Sit Down, Shut Up" on Netflix? Who says "baby" now? All that plus much, much, much more, including Wiggum-Lisa corner, joke limbo, L. Ucifer, and Passage Talk with Jack and Dan.

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Worst Episode Ever #130: Under the Precious Nipple You Were Raving About

S19E08 - Funeral for a Fiend

Jack and Dan watch yet another episode in the ongoing Sideshow Bob saga with Season 19's Funeral for a Fiend. What is Kirstie short for? Who do you masturbate to? Who is the Crimson King? All that plus new bus stop character Pitron, good hamlettes, the Book of Demo, and the return of Dan's product placement conspiracy theories.

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Worst Episode Ever #129: No Country for Old Pods

S24E09 - Homer Goes to Prep School

Hey Everybody, this is a placeholder for the full episode page so everyone knows a new episode went out this morning. I (Dan) had setup the page to automatically post this morning for this episode and the remaining episodes of the show that we’ve recorded, and Squarespace deleted all of them. Squarespace is terrible and I hate it.

Anyway, here’s the link to today’s episode and the stream for it:

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