Jack and Dan carry the Safemaker legacy and wrap up the latest batch of episodes by watching season 21's "Stealing First Base," a reactionary Boomer episode about how you can't do anything anymore, like kiss fourth graders without consent. WEE start our season finale by going right off the rails and putting hats upon hats upon hats until we have to wonder out loud what we're even doing anymore. What is like the opposite of the Tardis? Which actor has won three Emmys for playing Hemus? What comes after "everybody"? All that plus Cockney Scratchy, radioactive DJs, Patchouli & Cinnamon, the Tesserhat, and Phil R. Stretch (his full name will NOT surprise you).

This week, Jack and Dan watch Season 29's "Homer is Where the Art Isn't," a very specific parody of an obscure 70s TV drama that guest stars Bill Hader. Why are we putting our kids to bed early on a Saturday? What are we clutching onto? What is Jack's "Poetess"? Why you no Giacomo?? All that plus the three characteristic symptoms of Frovid, Two-Face crimes, Dan's notoriously hard elbows, HIPO-X, and the Freet Without Fear.

This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's "Don't Fear the Roofer," guest starring Ray Romano as Homer's new best friend. How has Marge changed over the years? What one-time offer are WEE giving to Matt Groening? What is Jack and Dan's platonic friendship song? And what magazine was originally printed on maps? All that, plus the time Jack met Ray Romano, DEE-lites, trivia night recaps, stool cake, a kitchen full of kooks, and FART FART FART.

This week, Dan and Jack celebrate a (very) delayed birthday bash by watching season 29’s Flanders’ Ladder, an episode where Bart is in a coma and talks to ghosts. Is this episode a birthday gift or a birthday curse? What is the biggest betrayal since Dylan went electric? Who did Ron DeSantis have a grudge against in Yale Law School? What is the only food Little Ghost Girl can eat? Who is the only Alan? Are you Crash Bandicoot? All that plus Captain Planet’s origin, VCR nostalgia, Big Ladder, the ol’ cheapo tier, fleeting yums, Hans Zimmer’s Ricola theme, and Jack & Dan ranking the Scream films.

Mayoween Fools! It's Draculas as far as the eye can see this week as Jack and Dan watch Season 27's Treehouse of Horror XXVI, an episode that features problematic accents and Sideshow Bob finally killing Bart. 

It's tangent city as Dan and Jack return with a new batch of WEElite episodes, starting with season 11's "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?," the episode where Homer becomes a food critic.

Jack & Dan take the world by storm with the final episode of our Season 33-a-thon, covering the two-part episode "A Serious Flanders," a detailed, violent, non-canon parody of the Fargo TV series.

What's the month to be thankful? Who do we want on the WEE Soundtrack album? Who hosts the new Netflix show "Is it Schlort?" Who is the Typhoid Mary of Ghost COVID? Do you hate us? (Let us know in the Reddit.) All that plus Bus Stop Star Wars, old business, wet bacon, magnesium man eyes, the blanks you fill in, Fosebook, Van Skruggs, and Cousin Brutic.

Set your VR dials for this week’s WEE where Dan and Jack cover Season 33’s "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!”, an episode about clickbait and cancel culture. How did The Simpsons rip off The Dark Knight Rises? Why is Jack like the Twinnings company? How do you picture Tweaky the Twist? All that plus WEE VR, big bingo cards, shit shields, and the Shop Rite of podcasts.

Dan and Jack continue the Season 33-a-thon with “Boyz N the Highlands,” where Bart and Martin confront each other—and satanists—in the Celtic moors of Springfield. Oh and Lisa is called Jules now. Who is Springfield’s alpha bully? Who would be the perfect Duke in a live action movie of The Critic? What TV show will CBS make when we fold spacetime? Who was secretly the leader of the Dock Worker Union the whole time? All that plus classic SSDs, the Critic Curse, TORP, The Comening, and WEE Encanto!

Jack and Dan continue their Season 33-a-thon with “Pixelated and Afraid,” an intense episode where Homer and Marge are stranded in a snowy forest. Did they animate Homer’s penis? Does Mr. Funny Man think the episode is funnier than Dan? Which bus stop character do you pull on? What’s your HEBO?  What are you doing with your time? All that plus circle-cracks, the original Bored Ape NFT, Wolverine erasure, sentient chodes, and Roper: The Next Generation.