Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 2 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

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Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 2 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins will continue... right now. In Part 2 of our epic 138th Episode Spectacular, recorded live on YouTube, Dan & Jack play the Untitled Fake Titles game with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein, as well as take questions and bus stop requests from live viewers--straight from the WEE Mass Grave. What are our pop culture blind spots? What's the Jake and the Fatman theme song? What did ol' Garfield tweet? Is Hemus Jewish? All that plus more season one Simpsons talk, Hob & Nob & Shaw, the regular schmuck bin, Matt Northface, and an epic climax of cajun bumpkin voices.

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Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 1 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

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Worst Episode Ever #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, Part 1 of 2 (S01E01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)

Tis the holiday season AND our 138th Episode Spectacular, so Jack & Dan are live on YouTube getting drunk with their listeners and with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein to discuss the season 1 episode that started it all, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (aka The Simpsons Christmas Special.) Our epic broadcast was five hours long, so here in Part 1 we discuss the episode while dealing with our patented show-breaking technical difficulties. What is the story behind the WEE theme music? Do WEE prefer Patti or Selma? Did a little of Dan's law-law rub off on Jack? What are things that are tattooed on people? Is Matt going to get paid? All that plus the WEE Merch Store, bi-statals, trinterventions, and the return of our Vantage Point podcast.

Stay tuned next week for Part 2, where we get even drunker, play the Untitled Fake Titles Game, and take questions live from the YouTube audience. Happy Holidays!

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Worst Episode Ever #131: Bourbon, Please V: Mayoween V: Another Another Cthulhu

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S30E04 - Treehouse of Horror XXIX

Live on Periscope, it's our season finale! Jack & Dan carry the V with special guest Geoff Wolyniec and get drunk and more to cover Season 30's Treehouse of Horror XXIX, an episode that shows us the wrong things. Where are the Black Mirror parodies? How do you do a gravestone joke? Why isn't "Sit Down, Shut Up" on Netflix? Who says "baby" now? All that plus much, much, much more, including Wiggum-Lisa corner, joke limbo, L. Ucifer, and Passage Talk with Jack and Dan.

Download and listen to Episode 131 right here!

Worst Episode Ever #118: Bourbon Please IV: Nunb & Crumb: A Star Wars Story (with Geoff Wolyniec)

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Worst Episode Ever #118: Bourbon Please IV: Nunb & Crumb: A Star Wars Story (with Geoff Wolyniec)

S28E10 - The Nightmare After Krustmas

For Your Butts Only: Jack and Dan get back to their clown roots with an epic season finale/Christmas/drunken New Year's episode recorded live on Periscope with perennial guest Geoff Wolyniec. WEE play a game of Guess the Real Episode Title after covering Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas, an episode where Krusty becomes Christian and we forget what else happens. Is this the worst Christmas episode of The Simpsons yet? Where does Williamsburg Will work? Who really was the last Jedi? What is Psalms 17:7? All that plus Little Ghost Man, terrified sucking, sun leaf blowers, Blart's yacht bread, and stupid, pointless Simpsons. Happy New Year and see you after our winter hiatus! 

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Worst Episode Ever # 93: Bourbon, Please III: Forced Feminism (with Geoff Wolyniec and Nick Noga)

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Worst Episode Ever # 93: Bourbon, Please III: Forced Feminism (with Geoff Wolyniec and Nick Noga)

S27E10 - The Girl Code

Dan and Jack celebrate the end of 2016 with their third annual drunken New Year's episode, with WEE Studios regulars Geoff Wolyniec and Nick Noga. Up for review is Season 27's The Girl Code, an awkwardly feminist episode that also has Homer turning himself Greek and dancing many, many times. Do we like the noise post-classic Simpsons episodes make? What's the best original GSN game show? Who fell into the vat of acid kept inside WEE Studios? All that plus pre-show kissing, the Yawn Podcast, and our annual game of Guess The Actual Simpsons Episode Title. There'll be a very extended cut of this episode out soon so don't worry if you feel like you missed anything we recorded LIVE on Periscope. Opa!

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90s Percentile #45: Amazon.com, Se7en, Woodstock '99 (with Mike Genereux, Tom Whalen, and Geoff Wolyniec)

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90s Percentile #45: Amazon.com, Se7en, Woodstock '99 (with Mike Genereux, Tom Whalen, and Geoff Wolyniec)

Jack and Dan welcome three of our close friends from high school back into WEE Studios for what is quickly becoming our Thanksgiving tradition to discuss your 90s topics. Plus, we get uncomfortably close to becoming pure product placement, talk about whether you "read" audiobooks, and dig into what makes David Fincher great. 

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Worst Episode Ever #74.5: Shamrock Wipe Redux

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Worst Episode Ever #74.5: Shamrock Wipe Redux

S20E14 - In the Name of the Grandfather (Again)

What's an actual WEE Studios recording session like when Dan & Jack are exhausted and drinking? The very, very patient can find out with this very, very extended cut of WEE #74: Shamrock Wipe. How does Jack's brother torpedo the Periscope? What happens when you say Beethoven five times? Is Colm Meaney a massive star? What does Dan rate Jack on the HIPO scale? All that plus good moms, heart-shaped stars, Groophic releases his medical records, and actual deleted scenes from our episode discussion. 

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Worst Episode Ever #74: Shamrock Wipe

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Worst Episode Ever #74: Shamrock Wipe

S20E14 - In the Name of the Grandfather

Dan and Jack get drunk live on Periscope for St. Patrick's Day with special guest Geoff Wolyniec while watching Season 20's In the Name of the Grandfather. The Simpsons go to Ireland in an episode that begins with a hot tub and ends with Wiggum slapstick. Will The Simpsons make an episode about former Yankee Paul O'Neill? Did Johnny Carson take kung fu with him? Is there such thing as a passive "go fuck yourself?" All that plus a lot of Column B, Irish Soda Bread & Beyond, anti-Picards, Q-Butts and the birth of a character Jack hates more than Hemus.

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90s Percentile #6: Crystal Pepsi, Wayne's World (with Mike Genereux, Tom Whalen, and Geoff Wolyniec)

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Our final test show, recorded back on Thanksgiving 2015, where Dan and Jack are taking your 90s topics and are joined by three of their good friends since high school, Mike Genereux, Geoff Wolyniec, and Tom Whalen.

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