Worst Episode Ever #132: Creepy Old Sex Club of Time Travel (S10E03 - Bart the Mother)

Worst Episode Ever #132: Creepy Old Sex Club of Time Travel (S10E03 - Bart the Mother)

This week Jack and Dan finally release an episode they recorded nearly a year ago, covering season 10's "Bart the Mother," when Bart befriends Nelson, kills a bird, and raises two lizards. What is the Art of the Clip? What was Old Man Jack's O. Henry story? What's the first rule of Sex Club of Time Travel? All that plus the regular schmuck tier, romantic quatrains, and the Great Frog Theory.

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Worst Episode Ever #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast

Worst Episode Ever #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast

S10E19 - Mom and Pop Art

Dan and Jack noses their thumb at season 10's Mom and Pop Art, an episode with a couple of famous lines where Homer becomes a renowned outsider artist. What are the two types of Simpsons podcasts? Which Simpsons spin-off almost came out in the 90s? Who should join the cast of Westworld? Can you name everyone who's dead? All that plus snapping the fiction, WEEcoin, full fuckin' arcs, and Wiggum-Santa Corner. 

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Worst Episode Ever #113: 1 for Them, 100 for Us

Worst Episode Ever #113: 1 for Them, 100 for Us

S10E15 - Marge Simpson in Screaming Yellow Honkers

Dan and Jack get real meta and watch Season 10's Marge Simpson In: "Screaming Yellow Honkers," an episode where Marge gets a SUV and develops road rage and that's pretty much it for once. Where were you on 2/21/99? Who's the official WEEcap character? Is Muddock nothing? All that plus MWGA hats, Clearing Our Throats Theater, the Tim Allen murders, the decline of the incline, and a round of "Joke or Coincidence?" 

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Worst Episode Ever #91: Shit-Rose Deal

Worst Episode Ever #91: Shit-Rose Deal

S10E21 - Monty Can't Buy Me Love

Two boring curmudgeons and shut-ins Dan and Jack waste their time and watch Season 10's Monty Can't Buy Me Love, an episode where Mr. Burns hires image consultant Homer Simpson to get people to like him and/or capture the Loch Ness Monster. What was the best minute of this episode? How is this story like a Super Mario 64 level? What are our feelings on chanting? All that, plus fart stress, Anus the Clown, and Jack's Season 27 Homer voice.

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Worst Episode Ever #76: The Story of the Story

Worst Episode Ever #76: The Story of the Story

S10E18 - Simpsons Bible Stories

Jack, Dan and special guest Dan Ozzi get to the bottom of the porno bush and discuss season 10's Simpsons Bible Stories, an episode parodying four vignettes from the Old Testament. How will WEE Studios collapse the Catholic church? How did Dan and Jack meet? What is the Platonic ideal of corn-holders? All that plus, people-fucking, crazy years, the story of the story, and Pop Goes the Bezos.

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Worst Episode Ever #69: Lemon Water

Worst Episode Ever #69: Lemon Water

S10E12 - Sunday Cruddy Sunday

The Super Bowl is this week and if there's anything all Simpsons fans love, it's sports. That's why Dan & Jack are watching Season 10's Sunday, Cruddy Sunday, a star-studded episode where Fred Willard takes the men of Springfield to the big game and Vincent Price mails Marge & Lisa some egg feet. Who originally criticized post-classic Simpsons at a bus stop? Who writes all of our dialogue? And what's the real plot to Kate & Leopold? All that, plus the jerkassdom scale, non-sarcastic Charles Bronson and our new Roseanne Podcast.

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Worst Episode Ever #60: Sub-Sub-Text

Worst Episode Ever #60: Sub-Sub-Text

S10E08 - Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble

It's WEE's Sixty Epivixtery and Jack & Dan are watching Season 10's Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble, an episode where Homer tortures his elderly father, then leaves him to die. Hi-larious! Who or what is the Godfather of WEE? Why did Jack kill Dan's husband? Can a hooker unblow you if you don't tip? All that plus mild kicks, levels of text, and Staten Island's rival to the London Eye

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