Worst Episode Ever #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast

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Worst Episode Ever #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast

S10E19 - Mom and Pop Art

Dan and Jack noses their thumb at season 10's Mom and Pop Art, an episode with a couple of famous lines where Homer becomes a renowned outsider artist. What are the two types of Simpsons podcasts? Which Simpsons spin-off almost came out in the 90s? Who should join the cast of Westworld? Can you name everyone who's dead? All that plus snapping the fiction, WEEcoin, full fuckin' arcs, and Wiggum-Santa Corner. 

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Worst Episode Ever #124: Thick Bits

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Worst Episode Ever #124: Thick Bits

S21E17 - American History X-Cellent

Dan and Jack celebrate Independence Day: Revocation with Season 21's American History X-cellent, an episode where Mr. Burns goes to jail and is also canonically a Nazi. What's in Jack's Dumb folder? What other fluids have a pre-form? Who the fuck cares? All that plus our thoughts on Arrested Development's season 5, TV tells, bee plots, Clapping With the Klinks, and good ideas done poorly (good ideas and they're done poorly.)

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Worst Episode Ever #123: National House of Pancakes

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Worst Episode Ever #123: National House of Pancakes

S15E13 - Smart and Smarter

Goth-adjacent Jack and Dan watch Season 15's Smart & Smarter, an episode where Lisa becomes jealous of Maggie's genius, sabotages her, and loses her identity. What should they call the second Simpsons movie? How much should we talk about pop culture? Is this the break? All that plus Wiggum-Nothing Corner, the Jedi vapors, Pontius Berry, and Smart and Smarterer: When Maggie Met Lisa. 

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Worst Episode Ever #122: Daft Mug

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Worst Episode Ever #122: Daft Mug

S22E21 - 500 Keys

Birthday boys Dan and Jack gift themselves with a possibly good Season 22 episode, 500 Keys, featuring four key-based storylines that may or may not intertwine or actually be entertaining or logical. Who has the dirtiest of butts? What is the only reason Dr. Manhattan exists? What's the number one video on YouTube? What's your favorite unit of measurement from the back of a marble notebook? All that plus two mugs, giant neon mug helmets, Mike Muggings, and our favorite root beer brand. 

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Worst Episode Ever #121: The Falling Maude

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Worst Episode Ever #121: The Falling Maude

S11E14 - Alone Again Naturally-Diddily

Dan and Jack bamf the fiction and discuss Season 11's Alone Again Naturally-Diddily, the infamous Simpsons episode where Maude Flanders is killed. What does Jesus do in The Book of Maude? Who is in Aquaman's rogues gallery? Why isn't Josh Brolin Juno enough for you? All that plus The Looming Frowers, Margers, Banjeemus, trigonometry humor, and the Mighty Morphin Podcast Rangers.

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Worst Episode Ever #120: Mayoween IV: Same Podcast, Different Dimension

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Worst Episode Ever #120: Mayoween IV: Same Podcast, Different Dimension

S29E04 - Treehouse of Horror XXVIII

Jack and Dan are back with another season of episodes, starting off with their fourth annual Mayoween celebration and watching Season 29's Treehouse of Horror XXVIII, the most recent Halloween special that forced us to watch Homer cook and eat himself. How will Jack die? Is Grandpa Joe a scumbag? What's a more fitting line for the Bible? Is Dan's mic on mute? All that plus lodge-is-ins, country-fried bumpkin, Vampire Seinfeld, and Classic Literature Lines with Jack and Dan. 

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Worst Episode Ever #119: Me Jack, You Dan

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Worst Episode Ever #119: Me Jack, You Dan

S15E12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Don't jerk us around and listen to Jack and Dan watch Season 15's "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore," an episode where Bart and Lisa get too close for comfort and Homer becomes a hobo and shouts gibberish, because comedy. Why did we lose 90% of our audience? Do happy people play the harmonica? Why was Dan asked to stop using the sensory deprivation tank? All that plus Simpsons Fashion Police, RSJWs, panhandlin', and The Reawakening of Vincent Vega. 

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Worst Episode Ever #118: Bourbon Please IV: Nunb & Crumb: A Star Wars Story (with Geoff Wolyniec)

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Worst Episode Ever #118: Bourbon Please IV: Nunb & Crumb: A Star Wars Story (with Geoff Wolyniec)

S28E10 - The Nightmare After Krustmas

For Your Butts Only: Jack and Dan get back to their clown roots with an epic season finale/Christmas/drunken New Year's episode recorded live on Periscope with perennial guest Geoff Wolyniec. WEE play a game of Guess the Real Episode Title after covering Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas, an episode where Krusty becomes Christian and we forget what else happens. Is this the worst Christmas episode of The Simpsons yet? Where does Williamsburg Will work? Who really was the last Jedi? What is Psalms 17:7? All that plus Little Ghost Man, terrified sucking, sun leaf blowers, Blart's yacht bread, and stupid, pointless Simpsons. Happy New Year and see you after our winter hiatus! 

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Worst Episode Ever #117: Breaking the Fiction

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Worst Episode Ever #117: Breaking the Fiction

S14E09 - Strong Arms of the Ma

Dan and Jack try recording for the first time from separate locations and watch one of their most requested episodes ever, Season 14's Strong Arms of the Ma, an episode where Marge takes steroids and sexually assaults Homer. What happened to our original Bay Ridge Studio? How close is Jack to becoming a hobo? How does Burgess Meredith's Mickey like his Batman Begins DVDs? All that plus Moetic license, racist elbows, the fourth trimester, our Conference Call Humor Podcast, and bus stop pseudoincest.

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Worst Episode Ever #116: It's 10PM, Do You Know If Your Kids Know About Paul Bunyan?

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Worst Episode Ever #116: It's 10PM, Do You Know If Your Kids Know About Paul Bunyan?

S12E21 - Simpsons Tall Tales

Jack and Dan cry tears of laughter and say Goodbye Solid Gold Brick Road for one final recording in WEE Studios Prime and watch Season 12's Simpsons Tall Tales, featuring three Americana vignettes and lots of hobo humor. How tall are these tales? What episode do WEE want to see in Season 30? Can you name our new legally distinct alien character? It's 10pm, do you know if your kids know about Paul Bunyan? All that plus butt-based humor, winky-winky jokes, True Stories from the Kubrick Files, and the WEE Party Chat Line. 

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