Worst Episode Ever #78: The Greeter Clause

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Worst Episode Ever #78: The Greeter Clause

S16E11 - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister, an episode where Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart and Homer becomes a Wal-Mart greeter. What's the WEE version of a clip show? What is the Holy Trinity of the English language? Who is Hemus's father? All that plus a pig with an R, Robocop 2 references without context, and The Back of the Marble Notebook Podcast.

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Worst Episode Ever #77: Huh?

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Worst Episode Ever #77: Huh?

S26E12 - The Musk Who Fell To Earth

Dan & Jack watch season 26's The Musk Who Fell to Earth with renowned Elon Musk expert Dr. Mike Genereux, and discuss an episode that is both shattered and without focus. Who should be the voice of Tesla? Who is merging with Black & Decker? Has Mr. Burns gone Freet? All that plus sex racks, success by failure, and Jack's stock tip podcast.

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Worst Episode Ever #76: The Story of the Story

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Worst Episode Ever #76: The Story of the Story

S10E18 - Simpsons Bible Stories

Jack, Dan and special guest Dan Ozzi get to the bottom of the porno bush and discuss season 10's Simpsons Bible Stories, an episode parodying four vignettes from the Old Testament. How will WEE Studios collapse the Catholic church? How did Dan and Jack meet? What is the Platonic ideal of corn-holders? All that plus, people-fucking, crazy years, the story of the story, and Pop Goes the Bezos.

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Worst Episode Ever #75: Beethoven's Tenth

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Worst Episode Ever #75: Beethoven's Tenth

S04E17 - Last Exit to Springfield

It's two weeks to Tax Day and Jack & Dan are discussing the infamously Ralph-Malphless Season Four episode Last Exit to Springfield, a story adapted from a novel about gang rape that features Lisa being body shamed and lots and lots of contract negotiations. Why isn't this an Encino Man parody? What kind of montage has only one scene? What is Freet's last name? All that plus stainful steel, Ballcast: The Ballers Podcast, and Lisa Needs Braces... Hyperspacetime.

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Worst Episode Ever #74.5: Shamrock Wipe Redux

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Worst Episode Ever #74.5: Shamrock Wipe Redux

S20E14 - In the Name of the Grandfather (Again)

What's an actual WEE Studios recording session like when Dan & Jack are exhausted and drinking? The very, very patient can find out with this very, very extended cut of WEE #74: Shamrock Wipe. How does Jack's brother torpedo the Periscope? What happens when you say Beethoven five times? Is Colm Meaney a massive star? What does Dan rate Jack on the HIPO scale? All that plus good moms, heart-shaped stars, Groophic releases his medical records, and actual deleted scenes from our episode discussion. 

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Worst Episode Ever #74: Shamrock Wipe

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Worst Episode Ever #74: Shamrock Wipe

S20E14 - In the Name of the Grandfather

Dan and Jack get drunk live on Periscope for St. Patrick's Day with special guest Geoff Wolyniec while watching Season 20's In the Name of the Grandfather. The Simpsons go to Ireland in an episode that begins with a hot tub and ends with Wiggum slapstick. Will The Simpsons make an episode about former Yankee Paul O'Neill? Did Johnny Carson take kung fu with him? Is there such thing as a passive "go fuck yourself?" All that plus a lot of Column B, Irish Soda Bread & Beyond, anti-Picards, Q-Butts and the birth of a character Jack hates more than Hemus.

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Worst Episode Ever #73: Good Ass Gags

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Worst Episode Ever #73: Good Ass Gags

S12E16 - Bye, Bye Nerdie

Jack and Dan shoot up some heroin and discuss Season 12's Bye Bye Nerdie, an episode where Lisa tries to cure her new bully and Homer becomes a baby-proofer. Is this Lisa's Bart the General? What is the source of all truth? Is composium a word? All that plus pudding splashes, audio cookbooks, and Terminator: Grysisis.

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Worst Episode Ever #72: Butterfinger Promises

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Worst Episode Ever #72: Butterfinger Promises

S19E10 - E Pluribus Wiggum

It was (or may soon be?) Super Tuesday so WEE are getting political and watching Season 19's E Pluribus Wiggum, a gimmick that sort of resembles an episode with a plot that barely resembles a story. Basically, a number of antics lead to Ralph Wiggum running for President. Did The Purge win on Super Tuesday? Why shouldn't we name He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? And has Leonardo DiCaprio become an undead creature of the night? All that plus peak guacamole, Butterfinger promises, and Hangin' Brain with Mr. Cooper.

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Worst Episode Ever #71: Hollow, Man

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Worst Episode Ever #71: Hollow, Man

S22E14 - Angry Dad: The Movie

Jack and Dan get on with the plot and discuss Season 22's "Angry Dad: The Movie," a celebrity-packed episode where Bart is nominated for an Oscar for some reason and Homer and Marge join a gang for one scene. Is this the most Kevin Bacon of episodes? What does it say on our tombstones? And where's our poddy? All that plus weird editing choices, appamantium, El Bankso and future diarrhea. 

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Worst Episode Ever #70: Deus Ex Maggina

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Worst Episode Ever #70: Deus Ex Maggina

S13E22 - Papa's Got a Brand New Badge

Dan and Jack celebrate their Seventy Epiventery with a returning special guest, Lani Harms! They discuss Season 13's Papa's Got a Brand New Badge, an episode where Homer becomes a vigilante after Lisa's stuff is stolen. Wait, not a vigilante, he starts a private security company, so it's different from that other episode. Homer also faces off with the mafia on the front lawn after reneging on Marge's pretzel debt...? Or was it ferrets or something? Who are these jokes for? Was this episode scripted by O. Henry? Is a sideways bull breaking into K-Mart to steal some dishwashers? All that plus rancid icing, Mar & Momie, and Gotham Season Four: No Batman Yet. PS, Give us your money.

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