Worst Episode Ever #69: Lemon Water

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Worst Episode Ever #69: Lemon Water

S10E12 - Sunday Cruddy Sunday

The Super Bowl is this week and if there's anything all Simpsons fans love, it's sports. That's why Dan & Jack are watching Season 10's Sunday, Cruddy Sunday, a star-studded episode where Fred Willard takes the men of Springfield to the big game and Vincent Price mails Marge & Lisa some egg feet. Who originally criticized post-classic Simpsons at a bus stop? Who writes all of our dialogue? And what's the real plot to Kate & Leopold? All that, plus the jerkassdom scale, non-sarcastic Charles Bronson and our new Roseanne Podcast.

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Worst Episode Ever #68: Studio D

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Worst Episode Ever #68: Studio D

S16E09 - Pranksta Rap

Live from Studio D, Jack & Dan discuss Season 16's Pranksta Rap, a cringeworthy episode that sees Bart suddenly love rap before turning into a completely different episode about Chief Wiggum. How sad is too sad for Kirk Van Houten? What does Sting do when he says "cut all this?" And what's the catchphrase for the CEO of Jack's Movies? All that, plus Cootie 2001, 8-Track Things, and lazy American writing. 

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Worst Episode Ever #67: Four and a Half Fingers

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Worst Episode Ever #67: Four and a Half Fingers

S27E09 - Barthood

Dan, Jack and prodigal guest Brice Bishop-Pullan discuss season 27's Barthood, an episode that takes us through Bart's younger and teenage years and shows Homer smoking a ton of weed. What's up with that El Barto line? Which finger is missing from Simpsons characters' hands? How do you make "Bernie's" a verb? All that plus the Secret Oscars, bloodbonies, and The Brice & Jack Podcast with special guest Dan.

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Worst Episode Ever #66: The Bjork in the Room

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Worst Episode Ever #66: The Bjork in the Room

S24E21 - The Saga of Carl

Jack & Dan record a not-quite-live-to-tape episode while discussing Season 24's The Saga of Carl, an episode that delves into the nature of male bonding and Carl's scandalous Icelandic heritage. Why is Marge sponge-bathing Bart? Who translates every Simpsons ever into Klingon? And what is the Purgatorio of the "Alien" franchise? All that, plus the Internet's #1 Phenom podcast, shockbutt, good transitions, and a nip slip in WEE Studios.

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Worst Episode Ever #65: Whimsical Homicide

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Worst Episode Ever #65: Whimsical Homicide

S18E14 - Yokel Chords

Returning guest Harry Nelson connects the dots for Jack and Dan as they discuss Season 18's "Yokel Chords," a Sound of Music parody about Cletus's kids that also has Bart going to therapy with Meg Ryan. What is "Dark Knight" short for? What does Harry's shirt say? And who has their finger on the pulse of Dan? All that plus Piconing, anti-continuity, and the surprising plot to Christopher Nolan's new World War II movie.

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Worst Episode Ever #64: Bourbon, Please II: Dead's Better

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Worst Episode Ever #64: Bourbon, Please II: Dead's Better

S14E19 - Old Yeller-Belly

It's the 2nd annual drunken New Year's episode at WEE Studios where Jack, Dan and special guest Geoff Wolyniec watch Season 14's Old Yeller Belly, a post-classic episode cobbled together from storylines of several classic ones. Has any show gotten more mileage from 60s Batman than The Simpsons? What's the laziest possible name? Is Jack's rug evolving? All that plus no biscuits, Hitler mailmen, iPad Nan-Moes, Dan throws out the baby, The Gwynne & Hepburn Podcast, and a game of Which Episode Is Real? And last but certainly not least, WEE Studios makes a special announcement about 2016 (and kills off the character you hated the most...). Happy New Year!

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Worst Episode Ever #63: The Doomsday Process

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Worst Episode Ever #63: The Doomsday Process

S26E09 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Jack, Dan and special guest Lani Harms watch Season 26's "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" and compare The Simpsons' writing staff to Albert Camus and Superman villains. Is there enough marrow in the story bone? What will Moe be like in season 42? Why are your parents worried about you? All that plus Jack's jokey penis, the Gay Tramp Podcast and pure, uncut Hemus. Merry Christmas!

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Worst Episode Ever #62: Barkin' Your Tree

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Worst Episode Ever #62: Barkin' Your Tree

S12E08 - Skinner's Sense of Snow

This week Jack & Dan watch season 12's Skinner's Sense of Snow, an episode about a Christmas that almost wasn't but then was and Homer trying to fuck Bart. Is Skinner the hero or the villain of this episode? What happens if you touch the walls of WEE Studios? What analog solution to HIPO do Dan & Jack really want to have? All that plus wonderful chaos, Willie's perv hole, and the Trump of Hamsters.

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Worst Episode Ever #61: Butts and Lemonade

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Worst Episode Ever #61: Butts and Lemonade

S15E06 - Today I am a Clown

Dan & Jack celebrate a Happy Hanukkah by watching Krusty get bar mitzvahed with his father and Mr. T in Season 15's "Today I Am a Clown." What do agnostics get for Christmas? How do you train for a bar mitzvah? And who will be voted off the WEE Bus Stop? All that, plus torturing immortals, poohounds, and the suburban American dream. 

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Worst Episode Ever #60: Sub-Sub-Text

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Worst Episode Ever #60: Sub-Sub-Text

S10E08 - Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble

It's WEE's Sixty Epivixtery and Jack & Dan are watching Season 10's Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble, an episode where Homer tortures his elderly father, then leaves him to die. Hi-larious! Who or what is the Godfather of WEE? Why did Jack kill Dan's husband? Can a hooker unblow you if you don't tip? All that plus mild kicks, levels of text, and Staten Island's rival to the London Eye

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